Post from FB: Brooke Jackson

The following is a post i did on FB that i liked and i thought i would put it on here too, just so i have it in my blogger records and in case i have any readers that are not on my facebook. since i wrote this post, i also reported brooke jackson to FB and she was immidiately removed.



"CONSENSUAL SEX IS SATISFYING SEX"

Search for Brooke Jackson (Ottawa, ON network). Her pic is of a photoshopped lusty lady holding her tits into her corset (cause she's a practical modern woman like that). I dont think this is a real profile. My detective skills say if you have no friends and post the following on a network wall, you're prolly a fake.


Brooke Jackson wrote
at 12:40am.
Get the real satisfaction that comes from consensual sex. Hookup with someone right now, visit
http://www.SearchSexTonight.com for everything that you are looking for.


Any ways, the real funny part is the "
Get the real satisfaction that comes from consensual sex." lol As if they are advertising to rapists.

"No worries, now you can have legal sex: how satisfying. ahhhh"



Comments from FB:

at 5:33pm on January 23rd, 2008
her velociraptor-like jaws intimidate me

at 6:09pm on January 23rd, 2008
I never give my hand a chance to give consent... does that make me a bad man?

at 6:21pm on January 23rd, 2008
i dont know if you are a bad man or not, but it's obvious you and your hand just arn't having the satisfying sex, only consensual sex offers.

at 7:15pm on January 23rd, 2008
I think that means that if you learn sign language, your hand can consent, and then the sex will be better. I guess sock-pupeteers have really satisfying wank sessions.

at 9:12pm on January 23rd, 2008
Since the sock pupet doesn't actually talk; rather, it has words forced upon it; the sock pupeteer is just violating the puput and entering into the unsatifying realm of clothiality (come beastiality but with clothing).

I hope to live in a world free of human on clothing violence.

at 9:18pm on January 23rd, 2008
The breadth and muscular definition of "her" shoulders and lack of actual boobular tissue in that corset, combined with the heavily photoshopped skin tecture, make me uneasy. There's something up with those eyes too. That's gotta be a dude we're looking at.

at 9:30pm on January 23rd, 2008
she does have a dudesk quality about her.

at 11:42pm on January 23rd, 2008
The lips look as though they are radioactive, and currently illuminated by a blacklight or something equally unnatural. This may lead to further questions, such as whether persons having suffered through the Chernobyl incident, or robots forged by maddened and unscrupulous soviet scientists during said period, are legally able to give informed consent for satisfying legal sex. If so, this bodes well for a continuing increase in tourism to the site and its environs.

at 11:59pm on January 23rd, 2008
The question arises, Steve: Are our squirrel cozies as satisfying as they could be? And how can we improve them?

Adam: "Brooke Jackson" eh? Ahhhhh... us.