Nowhere

This word is kinda interesting. It is read no-where, but whenever I come across the word in reading, I always read it now-here. It's funny because it changes the meaning. Instead of being absent, it is present. I feel my brain tilting at the thought.

Today's Lesson: One can be a university student, and still be illiterate.

Life is an Opt-Out System

None choose to be born; we are draged in kicking and screaming. Some choose to opt-out. How unfortunate.

Today's Lesson: Look both ways before you cross the street, or else you may accidentally opt-out of life.

You Better Not Pout, You Better Not Cry, Imma Tell You Why...Dave is Coming to Town!

Horrah! Beloved Dave is making a return to Ottawa for the Christmas Holidays. I know that Jazzy knows, and I am very inclined to think that she is the only one who reads my blogs...which is alright. haha. I was thinking that we should definately have a party while he is down. If there is any one who is interested in this or wants to throw a party, should let me know, or write a comment in the tagboard.

Scooting an Uphill Race to the Bottom

Some days, I feel like I'm really not good at anything. Well, I'm good at a lot of things, but I don't really excel in anything. I'd like to find something that is perfectly suited to me. The search continues...

Today's Lesson: It is better to try and fail than fail to try.

New Links

If you haven't noticed the links I've been adding, maybe it's time you take a peek. You don't know me, until you know my intrests.

You've Prolly Seen This Email in Circulation

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Lame Posts

Wow, my posts have been a lot more lame than usual. I think if it were not for my lesson's of the day, I would quit this whole thing. Who the fuck cares about digits...besides me? From now on, I'll only write something if I think it's worth while, and not just for the sake of writtng.

Today's Lesson: It's the quality, not the quantity.

It's the 1011th Day Since the Millenium

Does any one feel like calculating how many digits that is?


Well, if you don't feel like calculating, in 2007 on Monday January 1st it will be one digit since the millenium has past.

I just realized that if I was born on a leap year day in 1984, I would only turn one digit in 2012, because that would be the first time the 29th of February would fall on a wednsday. Meanwhile, with my actual bday, I beleive I'll be turning three digits in 2006.

Leap years:
84
88
92
96
00
04
08
12

Today's Lesson: There doesn't always have to be a lesson to every thing.

Chocolate Spread

This morning, during breakfast, I was reading the ingredients for Dark Chocolate Spread, (yes, chocolate in the morning), and it was written as follows:

sugar, canola oil, diet coaca powder, etc...

Do you see the ridiculousness of this? Who cares if the coaca is diet when the main ingredients are both fattening. If you are on a diet, don't eat it. This is analogous to go to McDonald's and odering a super size combo with diet coke.

Today's Lesson: If you eat diet food, you'll get fat.