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Even though the post is signed with my name, it's not me!!!
Imagine that!
I'm funnier though.
March 22, 2004
Spotted at http://blog.radioactivecat.com/index.html on March 22 2004 around 9pm
"Horrors bled into the streets, terrorists were spawned by the thousand, presidents openly lied so as to lead a nation into bloody violent unwinnable wars, thousands of Catholic priests sexually molested tens of thousands of children over a 50-year period without the slightest punishment, the environment teetered on the brink due to heartless government rollbacks as air quality and water quality and food sources were ravaged in the name of corporate profiteering, the economy crumbled like Jenna Bush after her 10th beer bong as hate and fear and bogus Orange Alerts ruled the land."
Oh wait. That was all before the gay-marriage thing. My bad.
Oh wait. That was all before the gay-marriage thing. My bad.
March 16, 2004
Rural Blonde
I was attending one of my more boring lectures on how urban areas affect the environment. The prof was demonstating a chart that showed how public transit had decreased and cars had increased. A blonde raises her hand and says in the ditziest voice you can imagine "Does this chart take in to account rural areas? because i've never ridden a bus..there aren't any busses were i live."
I just wanted to shout "STUPID! of course this chart discludes rural areas!! This lecture is on URBAN AREAS! Who let you into university anyways?"
Reading this back in retro-spect, maybe it doesn't seem so bad...but if you were there you would have said "stupid" too.
I just wanted to shout "STUPID! of course this chart discludes rural areas!! This lecture is on URBAN AREAS! Who let you into university anyways?"
Reading this back in retro-spect, maybe it doesn't seem so bad...but if you were there you would have said "stupid" too.
March 10, 2004
*The Journey to the Destination*
Jack and Ryan told of there adventures in the depths of ancient labyrinths, hights of towering mountains, and speedy chases in plains, cars and motorcycles.
Ken and Mike stared with the interest that only hamsters have with their own reflection in the mirror. So Jack and Ryan got the hint and were off; so were the two, too, to the terminal in ticking time.
The train waited for the arrival of the four heroes, since Jack takes the tickets, Ryan serves the drinks, Ken conducts, and Mike keeps the time. On the train were a hub-bub of peoples, including a woman who's beauty is often compared to the most well bread of dogs. She had incredible taste (in the 80's) and looked Jack in the eye.
"You want something from me, don't you?" she asked in a lusty manner.
Jack replied: "I do."
"I bet it's something that you've been waiting for...Something that you need in order to continue in life... Something urgent...!" she was exited now.
"YES!" cried Jack, "You're right...Please," he moved his hand toward the woman and anticipated her next move.
Her eyes fluttered, her cheeks were rosy. She reach into her bag and removed the object of desire: the train ticket.
"Thank you" said Jack.
"Of course," she sat to get comfortable for the ride.
Mike found that it took Jack four minutes and twenty-three seconds to collect all the tickets on the train. Ken began the voyage with a hearty "All aboard!!" and Ryan promptly served the drinks.
They were all on their way to their destination.
Ken and Mike stared with the interest that only hamsters have with their own reflection in the mirror. So Jack and Ryan got the hint and were off; so were the two, too, to the terminal in ticking time.
The train waited for the arrival of the four heroes, since Jack takes the tickets, Ryan serves the drinks, Ken conducts, and Mike keeps the time. On the train were a hub-bub of peoples, including a woman who's beauty is often compared to the most well bread of dogs. She had incredible taste (in the 80's) and looked Jack in the eye.
"You want something from me, don't you?" she asked in a lusty manner.
Jack replied: "I do."
"I bet it's something that you've been waiting for...Something that you need in order to continue in life... Something urgent...!" she was exited now.
"YES!" cried Jack, "You're right...Please," he moved his hand toward the woman and anticipated her next move.
Her eyes fluttered, her cheeks were rosy. She reach into her bag and removed the object of desire: the train ticket.
"Thank you" said Jack.
"Of course," she sat to get comfortable for the ride.
Mike found that it took Jack four minutes and twenty-three seconds to collect all the tickets on the train. Ken began the voyage with a hearty "All aboard!!" and Ryan promptly served the drinks.
They were all on their way to their destination.
March 09, 2004
Quantity Blog
I'm just writing a blog right now because I want to make sure I am still posting. If I get out of the habit then I may never write again *gasp* *horror* This world may come to a grinding halt!
I know I said before that it's all about quality and not about quantity, however, I think this rule should be broken in order to create some chaos. That's right, in the grand scheme of things I'm sure that this useless blog entry will make a world of a diff.
I'm sorry that the blogs have been lacking in "observation" however its hard to observe when studying in uni, since they make you observe their high priced books. This semester I have observed several typos and factual errors in the books I am reading. Just small things, but frequent things. (here again, is another exception to quality over quantity) it's like they just pump out books every year, regardless of their true integrity. The ironic thing is that these books are for environment courses...I think this paper could be more useful in tree form...
Lesson of the Day: Observation comes most easily when you don't pay attention.
I know I said before that it's all about quality and not about quantity, however, I think this rule should be broken in order to create some chaos. That's right, in the grand scheme of things I'm sure that this useless blog entry will make a world of a diff.
I'm sorry that the blogs have been lacking in "observation" however its hard to observe when studying in uni, since they make you observe their high priced books. This semester I have observed several typos and factual errors in the books I am reading. Just small things, but frequent things. (here again, is another exception to quality over quantity) it's like they just pump out books every year, regardless of their true integrity. The ironic thing is that these books are for environment courses...I think this paper could be more useful in tree form...
Lesson of the Day: Observation comes most easily when you don't pay attention.
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