May 27, 2006

Bus series #6: Toronto Edition

on the may 2-4 weekend i went to Toronto to spend some time with my friends. part of that time included taking the bus.

when we got on the bus driver made some sort of joke about striping. so that was funny. no one else was on the bus. but then as we talked the bus driver continued to make dirty jokes. another gurl got on the bus, and he continued! some ppl might consider this sexual harrassment, i'm sure.

things like this were said by the dirty bus driver:
"i don't want to see anyone screwed unless it was on DVD"

then my friend was going along with him, and he said "wow, someone in the back is kinki"



What a dirty bus driver man. pretty funneh.

May 19, 2006

...some time i wasted

funneh:

interesting, sorta:

May 11, 2006

artificial intellegence

from my experience artificial intellegents...at least the free ones that you can google online... are not that intellegent.

from what i heard on a tv show a few years ago, they are supposed to be so good, that a human chatting online, with either a robot or a real person, only can tell the difference with a 50% acuracy.

these bots are definatly easy to tell, as they often say irrelevant things:

splotchy ==> how should I know.
you ==> well you just said that
splotchy ==> I heard the same thing yesterday from
the telephone company

you ==> which phone company
splotchy ==> the one from Oklahoma
you ==> i don't know any thing about oklahoma
splotchy ==> why don't you?
you ==> why should i?
splotchy ==> I don't know
you ==> do you know any thing about oklahoma
splotchy ==> I heard about any thing about
oklahoma when I visited London

you ==> do you know anything aobut oklahoma?
splotchy ==> I heard about anything aobut
oklahoma when I visited the high plains

May 10, 2006

la raconte: comparison between two cities

this blog for a while might seem more like my diary than my quirky observations...but deal.

differences between kitchener and ottawa.

-i hear church bells every hour, not sirerns.
-there tends to be more busniness in what used to be homes. they just have a sign out front indicating lens clinic, or legal clinic, or boutique. it's house house, business, house. unheard of in ottawa. sure, down town there is the odd coinwash or pizza join with an apt above it. but you can tell it's a pizza join with an apt above it. this looks like a house, and you wouldn't know different, cept the sign.
-there are ugly factory buildings everywhere, where in ottawa there are ugly suberbs every where.
-speeking of suberbs...the suberbs in kitchener are soooo beautiful. it looks like a giant glebe. the houses are all different, and there are hundereds of trees...
-the people are actually friendly, not cold and bitchy.

similarities

-i walk about the same distance to get to work.
-it's a city
-it's in ontario
-still near train tracks

May 06, 2006

status: deleted

if you haven't noticed, and you prolly haven't, i've deleted some of my blogs. one includes my seamonkey blog. i have no seamonkeys, and no pets, and i wont have pets for a while. also my friend who has seamonkeys wont write on it... not to mention that the poll i had on here was a 5 to 4 in favor of deleting the blog.

few! thats over with. now i can get back to posting on the other six that still remain.

other blogs that no longer exist:
-the old observation blog that i lost in cyber space, and upon finding it a couple years later, deleted it, and created this one.
-seamonkey blog
-talk easy

today's lesson: it's cool to have a blog, but it's not cool to have ten, and none of them are worth any note to the general public

May 02, 2006

new times

well this will be the first time i live in a different city since i was six.
there is so much to do. if something interesting happens, you'll be the first to know....provided you are the first to read my post.

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