Update

The city did not pick up the tree...and i refuse to move it, even though its in front of my house. for all i care, it can rot there: tinsle and everything.

mid-spring

this morning, i look out my window to greet the day to find tinsel sparking in all it's christmas glory, hanging off the dead brown branches of a conifer. This is not the only one on the street either. There are others.

What i want to know is where the fuck someone keeps a dead tree in their small apt, and why they didn't toss it on the week in the new year the city will pick it up (which can be easily found on their website).

I hope the city accepts it, because i dont want a dead tree on my lawn all summer. Pretty funny, eh?

Today's lesson: the christmas tree is impractical.