Story number one:
i was walking along bank just where the LCBO is in the south end, and there was quite a bit of traffict because of bottle necking at the top of the bridge. a woman in an SUV was turning from the lane on the opposite side of the street to turn into the LCBO, so that she had to cross two lanes of traffic in the opposite direction. the only problem was that the traffic blocked the entrance in the lane closest to the sidewalk.
she honked her horn in order to get the cars to move, and the one car pulled up a bit, but there was not much room, and the SUV did not enter. she honks again, and this time the car in front of the blocker moves up, but not by much, because there is just nowhere to go... and the blocker follows, but this is still not enough space.
and she actually honks a third time! and the poor blocker squishes up really really close to the other car, and the SUV finally pulls through.
why am i telling this? oh, yeah. she's in a fucking SUV, and there was definatlely enough room between the blocker and the car behind if she was willing to climb up over the curb, which an SUV is totally capable of doing. Why the hell would you own an SUV in the city if you are not going to take advantage of these sorts of situations. Now in my eyes, this woman is not only a honking bitch (pun intended) but she is also a whimpy driver, and whimpy drivers never get layed.
Story number two.
Once I reached the top of the hill, it was plain to see why the bottle necking was occuring. This was because a car had failed and was stuck there in the middle of the bridge. And there was a cop car there with his lights on so ppl dont ram into the back of it when they come up the hill. as i was passing, the CAA came, and when he got out of his car he said: "And how are you today, sir?"
I find this funny, because the gentlemen is obviously not fine. If he is not upset for being stalled when he is in a rush due to our fast paiced society, then he'd be upset that his car is failing. HEHE.
The CAA guy should be saying, "Glad to see me?" or "Dont worry we'll get this worked out soon" etc. something that doesn't have to make them lie and say they are having a good day or doing well, or have to be "funny" and say "my day is better now that your here!" or something to that effect...
funny day.
