April 19, 2011

Limericks for April

There once was a man named Martel.
Readers thought he wrote pretty well.
He then wrote to Harper
With promise to make him sharper.
Yeah, right! -When we skate in hell!

There once was a bear named Pooh,
And eating honey was all he'd do.
His head got stuck in a hole,
His rear in a comedic role,
Because the honey was much like glue.

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