Single, Like a Cheese Slice

You know, being a cheese slice isn't bad at all. Infact I really do like being a cheese slice, especially since I really like cheese.

See, Kraft Singles are never alone, because there are other Kraft Singles out there too. If there are none in the fridge then there are many at your nearest Loblaws.

Cheese slices come in packages and sometimes people aren't careful and tear the cheese slice. Even tho the cheese slice may be hurt, even torn in two, it'll be okay. The cheese slice has to learn to leave the plastic wrapper in the trash where it belongs and move onto healthy whole wheat bread. In the frying pan the cheese slice melts, and with time, becomes whole again. Not just fixed but changed; the cheese slice becomes the grilled cheese sandwich. And baby, no one can resist that!

And don't forget that cheese is addictive, (concentrated molecules mimicking morphine), so sooner or later there will be someone who needs a fix, and the Crafty Single can pick and choose between the wine, the olive, and the pickle. (Hell, I'll take a little of everything!)