July 13, 2006

the washing machine of life

for the first time in my life i have to wash my clothes at a coin wash. oh the agony. because i'm new to the whole carting my clothes around the neighbourhood so i can put soap on them, i read the instructions.

on the dryer, they read:

1. check interior for children or pets before loading clothes.
2. load wet clothes into machine.
3....well the rest are all normal, but i thought number one was funny.

how could you not see a child inside? i mean you go to one because it apears empty. no one just walks up randomly to one with eyes closed and hope the one they've chosen is vacant, and esspecially that it contains no children or pets.

i mean how do you know that the children arn't hidden amongst our wet clothing. they dont tell us to check that. if they are all ready in there we could unwhittingly toss them in!

and why are these warnings not on the washing machine. thats where we pour the bleach and chemicals. shouldn't we be checking there? they'd go blind!

today's lesson: well i think its fairly obvious here, just follow those laundry directions they post.

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