August 29, 2003

Karen's Free Real Horrorscope

Directions: Find out were you are on the list, according to your date of birth, then read the corresponding prediction of your life.

If you were born between the begining of time and the end of time then you are a Member of the Universe. Your sign looks like the Korean written word for universe. (Something like a sick man without legs beside a coathanger with a J coming out the bottom) 우주

Your horrorscope is: Throughout life you seem to have some problems with family, money, and love. But don't fret, because the universe often works with you, and if you set your mind to it, you can fix these problems and help ease the dilemma and drama. Some time before you die you will have gained assests, but you will only be able to keep them if you are diligent.

Other things that the universe forsees in your life time include, but are not limited to: blinking, bowl movements and other natural body functions; rejection; illness; laughter; the hiccups (or hiccoughs); and dreams of sex with forbidden others...

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