Chocolate in the Morning

You hippocrits out there who can't stomach the idea of eating chocolate in the a.m. make me want to puke my breakfast on your shirt. You wanna know why? I'll tell you why! You are the same people who eat poptarts, strudles, sugar-coated cereals, syrop on your pancakes/waffles, put too much sugar in your coffee, and the occasional brown sugar on toast. How can you begin so say "ick, no thanks. Chocolate in the morning?" after scarfing down these sugar-loaded excuses for a 'complete meal'?

Today's Other, and Probably More Important Lesson: Often, you spend so much time scrutinizing the speck in my eye that you fail to notice the log lodged in your own.